Fantasy Futures

The guys are in to fantasy leagues, so I came up with a fantasy future for each one

Jack - Catcher for the Yankees, marries a movie star

Javy - plays 2nd base for the Mariners, becomes the president of the players association

Steven - closer for the Phillies. His post game interviews are so entertaining that he becomes a color commentator.

Sweetly, Jack asked me what my fantasy retirement is.  

Steven and his fans





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